World? Please let Tiger Woods just be great. Let him be the Nerd Golf George Clooney. Let him just be single and let him just do whatever gross stuff he wants to do with those ladyfriends of his and let me NEVER HEAR ABOUT THEM AGAIN. And let him pimp walk around the golf course all day long blasting LL Cool J’s “Mama Said Knock You Out” while Phil Mickleson curls up into a fetal position, crying, having flashbacks of Winged Foot while someone plays Mark Jackson in a loop shouting over and over “Mama, there goes that man again!”