Boston Massage Parlors: Life’s a pitch for Pompey hopefuls

The only thing more annoying than Westwood about today’s final is Didier Drogba, whose record for hitting the net is bettered only by his record for hitting the deck. He would regain the sympathy of the neutral only by hitting the Westwood.
Drogba is just 13-8 with Stan James to need treatment from the Chelsea physio at least twice during the 90 minutes.
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You can get 6-4 for zero treatment. No chance. Last Saturday I bumped into the telly while hoovering and Drogba tumbled over in agony. Chelsea weren’t even playing.
Some Pompey players are saying that their appearance in today’s final underlines the romance of the Cup.
But boss Avram Grant said if they want romance they should go straight to a massage parlour and pay for it like any normal bloke.

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