And bringing her new beau Ryan Cabrera into the tirade he said, “Who elected you to gage cool – BITCH! Why don’t u and ur played out 90s singer Cabrera go into a bathroom stall and do what u do best…
“Oh the truth is coming… I’m not playing anymore. Everyone stay tuned… its all coming out!”
Next to get dissed was unsuspecting popstar Ke$ha.
“On a dif note – just heard kesha did a body paint shoot – next time use invisible paint- give my ears back. Tictoc bitch- ur time is up! Good news tweeties… Just saw a pic of kesha at Lax with a paper bag on her head – THANK YOU!”
The wannabe cyber space fighter then rounded off his nasty rant by giving thanks to plastic surgeons.
“So glad my wife gets her surgery in bev hills and not where Jwow and audrina go. We love american doctors!
“Jwow got her boobies done in the back of the situations strip club – fyi.”