Right off the bat I would say that Noah could have visited any number of Cleveland’s beautiful churches on Sunday. I doubt that is the kind of thing that Noah was interested in however. Chris Jennings of the Browns managed to get himself into some trouble at a nightclub on Saturday night, and so that option is always open Noah. We wouldn’t mind a bit if you found yourself drunk and arrested before game 2, but again probably not what you were looking for.
Not being a multi-millionaire, I’m not sure what sorts of activities are of prime interest to that crowd. Perhaps you could have asked some of the Cavaliers for pointers? On second thought, they all hate you. I’m pretty certain none of them would want to chauffeur your obnoxious mug around town for the day, besides they were fairly busy Sunday. They had practice.
Well there’s a thought Joakim. Perhaps instead of trying to find a Chicago level strip club, you could have WATCHED SOME FILM! The Cavaliers do it. In fact many successful professional athletes seem to concentrate a little harder during the playoffs. They don’t seem to whine about being bored. They intensify their efforts.